Domain Quotes: Past and Present

Every Quote of the Day we've used thus far. Click here to submit your own quotes.


"Oh...my gootch itches" - Matt J.

"I need a woman like that! Old and grocery shopping." - Mr. Lebbis

"I'm practically a girl, thats how useless I am..." - Steve

"Dood, I had a boner when I was born..." - RyRy

"It's kinda cold out, but you'll be stoned afterward so it evens out" - Nate

"Yeah, I bet I could beat Jesus in a pie eating contest....unless his daddy helped him" - RyRy

"If you're not happy with your life....you should just kill yourself" - Detroit Dan

"The cheese is on fire!" - Detroit Dan

"I don't wanna cuddle, I'm a fucking pineapple!" - Steve

"I'm growing way too much hair on my balls, I don't think even monkeys would brave this jungle" - Sayilik

"They're dead! Get over it!" - RyRy yelling at mourners in a cemetery - RyRy

"If I see somebody jerkin it into the soup, I tend to go for a sandwich" - Luke

"...dui on a keyboard" - redneck family

"...anyway, I'm going to rest up for bowling tomorrow" - Randy

"That's a pace too far into homo land for me" - Luke

"[R]Dude, watch out for the computer!...[L]The BEER?!?!?!" - Mr. Lebbis and Luke

"Dude, when it comes to [whatever we were discussing] there's only black and white. There's no grey area....or Mexicans" - Nate

"I saw the picture of you guys and it just cried out buttsex" - Fred

"Winter time is for karate" - RyRy

"I'm a chemical monkey, eeeee eeeeeeeeee" - RyRy

"I can't wait to have my huge penis" - Mr. Lebbis

"Can't really help ya at the moment, however if you want me to be stoned, I'd be more than happy to deliver" - Nate

"*whispers* everyone wins when you play commie blackjack" - Luke

"I feel like I'm in a bowl of soup....seriously, a bowl of soup....chunky beef....SEX SOUP!!" - Mr. Lebbis

"Dude, let's get prince alberts then take some viagra" - Nate

"I'm not bustin those baby's out" - JL

"That kid makes me want to punch minorities...in a good way" - Nate

"Luke, knock me up so I can get free milk" - Manda