Aim Convos No big mystery here, these aim conversations were all deemed funny by a panel of stringent judges. Uh....me, I guess.

Happycackles: uhhh Happycackles: homo daXXon 3: the ultimate burn i see porous57: my pants are on the floor daXXon 3: then do the laundry daXXon 3: and make me a sandwich daXXon 3: turkey daXXon 3: mustard daXXon 3: cheese daXXon 3: bread daXXon 3: set hut...HOLLA Auto response from Happycackles: I'm sick of St. Patrick's day away messages... you people who need an excuse to drink make me sick. And you call yourself college students. daXXon 3: so much wit, you win the fag-o-tronics away message competition 2005....congratulations Happycackles returned at 8:36:40 PM. Happycackles: Wait, wait Happycackles: I wasn't trying for wit Happycackles: Mother fucker Happycackles: Everyone else is trying for wit, I'm just pissed off daXXon 3: no no daXXon 3: the award can't be revoked or refused daXXon 3:deal with the glory Happycackles: Damn you Happycackles: RAHHH Happycackles: So you see what happened? daXXon 3: yeah....you won the grand prize Happycackles: I wasn't trying to be clever, mother fucker damn fuccjkaigina trahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! daXXon 3: the committee was unaminous Happycackles: I'm mad at you Auto response from Happycackles: I'm mad at Luke daXXon 3: c'mon baby, show me some love daXXon 3: at the end of a pole daXXon 3: with steak sauce Wizdumb4: ever bought nipple clamps off a hobo? daXXon 3: well, i've never actually paid for them if that's what you're gettin at Wizdumb4: man I'm gonna have to go back to that hobo and get my money back daXXon 3: just knock him down Wizdumb4: and take his nipple clamps daXXon 3: they'll be like, yeah, fucking hobo Wizdumb4: fucking hobos, taking all the jobs in this country Mobilecackles: WHAT NOT Mobilecackles: NOT? Mobilecackles: WHAT NOW Mobilecackles: sigh Mobilecackles: Ok, I fucked that up daXXon 3: wow Happycackles: hewy efucker Happycackles: hahaha Happycackles: hahaha... you're an E-FCUKER! Happycackles: hahahaha daXXon 3: wow daXXon 3: no way you're already drunk Happycackles: yeah, wim' drimlk Happycackles: And its earliy Happycackles: Wahtas going oin! Happycackles: hahaha daXXon 3: wow buddy Happycackles: No nneend to be ljeaulous Happycackles: You can drget drunk too daXXon 3: hooray Happycackles: Dr. Get Drunk too! Happycackles: yahhaha daXXon 3: and wow Fantasy No 2: penis in the ass mi5therofucker Fantasy No 2: just like steve Fantasy No 2: the estrogen tornade Fantasy No 2: *tornado Fantasy No 2: foindown nowo daXXon 3: and now, fred the magnificent will form a legitimate sentence ladies and gentlemen Fantasy No 2: ,mtoehrcufkcer Fantasy No 2: i'dll fuck you up daXXon 3: and there you have it folks daXXon 3: thank you and good night Happycackles: Whats the best part about fucking a pregnant chick? Happycackles: Stop me if you've heard it daXXon 3: go Happycackles: You get a blow job at the same time daXXon 3: dear lord Happycackles: haha daXXon 3: you ran to the computer when you heard that didn't you Happycackles: I heard it a little earlier, and I had my phone out to call you daXXon 3 : guess what i just got in the mail Wizdumb4 : an 18" dildo with a built in G spot stimulator daXXon 3 : no, that was delivered via presidential motorcade Wizdumb4 : by the bushman himself daXXon 3 : you know it, he's not only the president of the free world.....he's a client daXXon 3 : however things did get a little awkward when John Kerry showed up trying to sell his line of anal plugs and saw that Bush was already here with his prized dildos daXXon 3 : i mean....what could i say. he was hurt, and i knew it Wizdumb4 : poor guy Wizdumb4 : but I mean, a man of your caliber could easily accommodate both with your massive anal cavity daXXon 3 : normally yes, but i was still sore from the luncheon i had with Nader Wizdumb4 : and the truth comes out Wizdumb4 : fucking hussy daXXon 3 : hey man, we've all been politically butt fucked before, i was just taking it to the next level.....why can't you see that Wizdumb4 : have it your way daXXon 3 : fine.... daXXon 3 : bend over Wizdumb4 : touche daXXon 3: keep saying wabout daXXon 3: and drink a 5th of picardi, like i did daXXon 3: did it freeze alreadhy? daXXon 3: hey daXXon 3: ass daXXon 3: ASDS daXXon 3: you fucking asshole, hoeover here daXXon 3: woah, i said hoeover, that shoudl abre a new word\ daXXon 3: ok, well daXXon 3: i hope this goes troghh daXXon 3: through daXXon 3: what daXXon 3: ok, stop, pullover daXXon 3: watch the video, when it'sndone daXXon 3: and laugh a lot daXXon 3: it's 4minutes nd 20 secdions long, so don't stop watchin it until it's todne daXXon 3: i can't read theat sentence, i hope you can daXXon 3: sweet daXXon 3: i'm workin on uploading it now daXXon 3: i'm coordingatin the whole operation with drinking daXXon 3: so i cant'a give you and accutate eta Happycackles: haha Happycackles: What? daXXon 3: what daXXon 3: let's try daXXon 3: FCUKER daXXon 3: wait daXXon 3: paul daXXon 3: you wplay the pioano for god daXXon 3: click daXXon 3: AHAAHAHA DisLak signed off at 1:35:25 AM. daXXon 3: mmmmmmm daXXon 3: that was good Wizdumb4: I took a nice one earlier Wizdumb4: from the minute I felt it coming on, I knew it was destined for greatness daXXon 3: some things in this life are supposed to be nothing short of monumental daXXon 3: a good shit, is one of them Wizdumb4: agreed Wizdumb4: we should start a clinic that helps people through bad ones daXXon 3: i'm pretty sure they already have those nate daXXon 3: they're called abortion clinics Wizdumb4: BWAHAAHAHAHA!!! Wizdumb4: funniest thing said in the last decade Wizdumb4: no question daXXon 3: too true, and where's my parade? Wizdumb4: ummm, it's tied up in my basement daXXon 3: as always Wizdumb4: yeah Wizdumb4: I mean you can come see it if you want Wizdumb4: it's laying in it's own feces crying daXXon 3: so it's basically a promotional parade Wizdumb4: here we are on the topic of poo again Wizdumb4: the circle is complete daXXon 3: Fin. Morellity: *muwaaaaa* daXXon 3: sup Morellity: i wanna give you some lip lovin' like you've never had Morellity: wait Morellity: WHA?!?!?!? daXXon 3: .....................action must be taken daXXon 3 signed off at 12:11:49 AM. sigh til morning: i think this'll keep me up at night daXXon 3: oh well daXXon 3: poll sigh til morning: it'll still keep me up daXXon 3: it's the question, or the fact that you're a tool daXXon 3: i can figure out which one it is sigh til morning: both daXXon 3: see, that's why i like you daXXon 3: you're a thinker sigh til morning: because i take crap so easily? sigh til morning: and put up little resistance daXXon 3: well, that's why i'm glad you'll be living next door to me daXXon 3: i get horny late at night sigh til morning: HAHAHHAHAHA Wizdumb4: for I'm THE MAYOR OF ALBEQUERQE!! daXXon 3: you wish Wizdumb4: that cant be how you spell it daXXon 3: who knows daXXon 3: damn albequerqians Wizdumb4: hey i'm still the fuckin milkman so you show some respect there sonny daXXon 3: i know daXXon 3: i forget my place Wizdumb4: it's a couple inches below my sack Wizdumb4: and a little to the right daXXon 3: zing daXXon 3: i think i hear golf claps somewhere in the distance Wizdumb4: yeah fireal, I'm high and tired Wizdumb4: not the best state for intelligent conversation Wizdumb4: haha daXXon 3: i dissagree sigh til morning: in a word? fabulous. daXXon 3: in a word? daXXon 3: who makes up these expressions daXXon 3: i bet they were communists daXXon 3: and now dead because of it sigh til morning:  i would imagine sigh til morning:  or it was your mom daXXon 3: sigh sigh til morning:  do it. say something about my mom. daXXon 3: you're like a guy with one leg making fun of me for being slow sigh til morning: HAHAHAHAHA StarfighterSimon: daxxon StarfighterSimon: daxxoff StarfighterSimon: daxxon StarfighterSimon: daxxoff StarfighterSimon: daxxon StarfighterSimon: daxxoff StarfighterSimon: uhh StarfighterSimon: uhh Auto response from daXXon 3: go away daXXon 3: workin the ol' 40 minute shit eh daXXon 3: fucker xliquidyummyx: what did you just say? xliquidyummyx: what? Happycackles: You're such a steaming pile of shit daXXon3: why's that? Happycackles: I dunno daXXon3: touche Happycackles: I can't believe you just said that Happycackles: Hey, here's a good quote from Ian last weekend: daXXon3: ok Happycackles:"College kids are like beer boy scouts" daXXon3: TOUCHE! daXXon3: anyway, we need to plan a vu trip Happycackles: loser Happycackles: Yes. Yes, we do daXXon3: work on that daXXon3: i'm going to bed liquidyummy: whats goin on? daXXon3: not too much liquidyummy: yeah i know that feelin daXXon3: thinking about takin a trip to the Indians house liquidyummy: hahah lol, you should go in dressed as a cowboy daXXon3: lol daXXon3: yeah, I'd show them a treaty taking half their land liquidyummy: i think you could pull it off liquidyummy: hahaha daXXon3: I'm sure Bush would sign it, he'd sign anything liquidyummy: yeah hes kinda dumb like that daXXon3: our fearless leader hard at work liquidyummy: yeah, lol, he is such a monkey Happycackles: Depdens daXXon3: nm, i've worked pasted it daXXon3: pasted? Happycackles: Depdens? Happycackles: Lets not ever talk to each other again daXXon3: agreed Morellity: is something gross going to pop up? daXXon3: it's got matt's seal of approval Morellity: hmmm Morellity: ok Morellity: WHO THE EFF Morellity: WHAT THE EFF Morellity: HOW THE EFF Morellity: ..... Morellity: EFF!!! daXXon3: fuck you, nobody likes you murphysfan1: n o; fluc;l lkupo daXXon3: <sigh>, i'm jealous of ian....something is drastically wrong with this friday night murphysfan1: hsufa? FUck osy AIoadae: It is impossible to not not like something, because if you do not like to not like something then you are not liking to not like... which means that you do not like something, which is not unlike the not not liking of people who do not like to not not like. daXXon3: very good son AIoadae: i am glad that you are not not liking my liking to show people the it is impossible to not not like. daXXon3: so if i punched you in the face you would not not like it? daXXon3: or not like it? daXXon3: either way you're getting punched AIoadae: heheheheheheh AIoadae: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee daXXon3: we discovered, that your cock, is actually the berlin wall of your nuts daXXon3: and uh, well, that's really about it xliquidyummyx: w2hat xliquidyummyx: how daXXon3: think about it daXXon3: it hangs down there daXXon3: and divides east from west xliquidyummyx: yea... xliquidyummyx: hahaha daXXon3: sometimes they try to escape from one side to the other xliquidyummyx: what if you only have one daXXon3: but they get caught trying to go under the wall daXXon3: then you're polish xliquidyummyx: haqhaha xliquidyummyx: dallas had 3! xliquidyummyx: *has daXXon3: dood, then this fat bitch was all like, "uh yeah, not an acceptable dinner conversation" and i was all like, "uh yeah, nobody cares, shutup bitch" daXXon3: .......i'm so hardcore xliquidyummyx: hahaha xliquidyummyx: really? daXXon3: yeah xliquidyummyx: or are you lying daXXon3: no daXXon3: serious daXXon3: ask rob xliquidyummyx: awesome xliquidyummyx: so pauls awake? or are the sleeping xliquidyummyx: whats the deal here daXXon3: they're awake daXXon3: hint hint xliquidyummyx: no bangin xliquidyummyx: no way daXXon3: not banging daXXon3: i think they're making out xliquidyummyx: no! xliquidyummyx: seriously!?! daXXon3: yes daXXon3: i'm serious xliquidyummyx: wow xliquidyummyx:<--speechless daXXon3: wait a minute daXXon3: dallas has three nuts? xliquidyummyx: hahhahahahhahha xliquidyummyx: dude xliquidyummyx: that was like 2845 minutes ago daXXon3: i blame the lackluster internet connection daXXon3: have fun biatch Wizdumb4: oh I will Wizdumb4: oodles Wizdumb4: (now that's a gay word folks) daXXon3: oodles is a splendid word Wizdumb4: FAG!!!! Trystaen: that kid is whack daXXon3: true daXXon3: but so am i Trystaen: what's his aim name? Trystaen: shit man, you invented whack daXXon3: hehe daXXon3: i am the epitome of whack daXXon3: nazi chicken, who would have known Wizdumb4: yeah seriously Wizdumb4: although I sorta suspected it all along daXXon3:  we all sorta did, but nobody acted on it Wizdumb4: AND NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED!!!! Wizdumb4: all because of your indifference Wizdumb4: wait what happened? daXXon3:  uh.... daXXon3:  horses burned Wizdumb4: EXACTLY, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED Wizdumb4: man I'm hungry daXXon3: yo dooder Wizdumb4: what's up man daXXon3: no clue Wizdumb4: me neither daXXon3: i was just looking for a reason to say dooder daXXon3: enter nate daXXon3: my one and only reason for living daXXon3: and saying dooder Wizdumb4: ahh, I see where I fit into the picture Happycackles: haha. how much are they? daXXon3: 245 total daXXon3: not that bad daXXon3: sec 400 Happycackles: huh? daXXon3: they're for section 400 dipshit Happycackles: Uhhh.. you lost me asshole daXXon3: what are you talking about daXXon3: you asked how much they were daXXon3: i said 245 bucks Happycackles: You said you had a 4 pack, I thought you were talking about those damn boxers... then you start talking about Dave daXXon3:<sigh> daXXon3: nono daXXon3: dave tickets daXXon3: 4 pack Happycackles: Who says pack when referring to Dave tickets..?? daXXon3: a 4 pack daXXon3: it's like beer daXXon3: but not 6 daXXon3: or beer Happycackles: Ok, now that we are on the same page, what tickets are you talking about? Happycackles: I get it Happycackles: But these are tickets Happycackles: SIGH Happycackles: Never mind daXXon3: yes yes Happycackles: So you have 4 400 level tickets... ? daXXon3: no daXXon3: i had them daXXon3: i didn't take them Happycackles: Oh Happycackles: Ok, I get it Happycackles: I can't even begin to comprehend the miscommunication that has been taking place here daXXon3:<sigh> daXXon3: you slut, you're my hero Wizdumb4: ??? daXXon3: further bulletins as events warrant Wizdumb4: WHAT"S GOING ON???? daXXon3: just chillin, you? Wizdumb4: uhh chillin daXXon3: you whore, i hate you Wizdumb4 signed off at 2:00:36 PM.